OT: God Loves Blondes
A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's
in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask
God
for help. She begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
That night the blonde dreams she wins the lotto. Lotto night comes, and
somebody else wins it. The next day she prays... "God, please let me win
the
lotto! I've lost my business my house and I'm going to lose my car as
well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't of! ten
ask
you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just
let
me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and the
blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself.............
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket."
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