for Chris...
Well, Chris, you have officially jacked up your "honorary" mommy status now!
From those of us who breastfed our children, got the sore nipples, and NEVER complained in public -
S*A - L*U*T*E!
There's also a well-known product on the market called "Udder" cream. You can get it at any drug store...
(just couldn't resist...)