<~(Sweating) It's so hot In South Carolina that ....
It's so hot In South Carolina that ....
......the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
......the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
......ho****er now comes out of both taps.
.....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
......the trees are whistling for the dogs.
......the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
......the cows are giving evaporated milk.
......farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs