The Mommy Test

For all the wonderful mommies out there!!  (Sorry, Chris....)   Or if you just need a good laugh! The Mommy Test      I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."       I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.         "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face! 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sounds fishy if you ask me.....theres a put down in there somewhere....just can't put my finger on it---I know---I'll ask my wife-she knows EVERYTHING

No, dear - it's all in your imagination.... But you're right - ask your wife, she DOES know everything!