My Dream Man

     I have to tell you about my dream man.  I saw him today for a brief moment.      He is the most gorgeous man I have ever seen.  He's about 5'1", has greying hair with a strange dye job and a comb over.  He has a little pot belly and these wonderful eyes that are always looking at ME, not the paper or TV.     The  few minutes that we have together grow more and more precious at each meeting.  For you see, its all about Mary's World when I'm with him.  No concern or complaint is too small for him - he has time for it all.   He even encourages me to confide in him my darkest secrets.  He wants to know why I am quiet or why I am sad.   Any thought that I have, he finds fascinating.  He is truly interested in my work and the  people that drive me crazy.  He knows all about me and my family.    When I leave his office I feel like wonder woman.  He makes me feel like I am the most important thing in not only his world, but the whole world!!!    The fact that I have to pay him for counseling is minor.   Now If I can just lure him from his other patients and convince him that I am the only one he needs.  I do not want to share him with anyone else.   I hope that you all have such a person in your life, but mine is taken.

damn i need one of those!!! and hes probably cheaper upkeep than my husband!  and doesnt talk back near as much! sign me up!!! lol

I have one too!! But she is my dream WOMAN!  Uh oh... She is about 5'8" ,  a blonde bombshell and LOVES my taste in shoes! She is also expecting  a baby..not mine... Ah well, no relationship is entirely perfect! I agree though, even though we pay them, everyone deserves just ONE person that they are allowed to have a completely selfish one sided conversation around.  Even if it is only once a month or so...!

    glad ur arent the baby mama, i might get worried! LOL

I KNOW! I am very jealous! I mean, how DARE she go and get pregnant!  What am I suppose to do while she is on maternity leave?  She's totally gonna show the baby favoritism over me...I just know it!

lmaoo.. that selfish b%#%!!! wth is she thinking! LOL i guess youll have to cheat on her while shes out on leave.. find a more available one, evena guy! then she will be jealous for sure! lol

You'll just  have to stalk.  Find out where the nearest Babies R Us is to her home.  Maybe there is a walking trail and you can "accidentally" run into her as you exercise.