4 glasses of wine+ sun roof = TROUBLE!

My life/work these last few weeks have been crazy... I know I haven't been around much. I was recently promoted to Controller of a new division of the company I work for!!!!!!!...and with that.. comes crazy days! John and I have been working on the landscaping of our house. Every weekend.. I'm up to my knee's in that horrible RED CLAY... Yesterday... we finished up the planting and mulching. I worked from 11:00 am until 8:00 pm... had about 4 bites of a salad.. a few glasses of iced tea and that was it. ....I had a worked out that Seabiscuit would be proud of!! What does this have to do with wine and a sun roof you ask.. well... after my HOT HOT shower.. I poured myself a glass of wine and sat out on my patio in my jammies on my loveseat swing. Then I had another glass of wine.. and then another... and another... well... John just bought a classic Cutlas with a sun roof.... every evening my husband drives through our sub division (( he's on the safety committee and does nightly drive throughs)) ANYWAY.. he asked if I wanted to go with him... so in my jammies I climbed into the car.. and off we went!!! Seems in my "tipsy" state.. I decided to stick my feet out of the sunroof... when I couldn't get them up very high...I decided to stand up... through the sun roof.. and pull my PJ shirt up.. and flashed my sleeping neighbors houses. ... To make matters worse.. I started singing Rick Springfield tunes.. at the top of my lungs... after John reached up and pulled my shirt back down.. the shut the sunroof on me so I couldn't pull my shirt up again..  He then went to a section of the sub division that is still under construction... I got out.. squatted and peed in on of the lots.. (( no house there YET! )) ... and decided to walk home. ... in the wrong direction... after about 5 minutes of John telling me I was going the wrong way.. he LEFT ME IN THE STREET!!! AND WENT HOME!!! So... I marched through the road... into my house.. and went to bed!  I have NEVER been in that state from wine. I have a glass at night sometimes.... but I have never gotten drunk like that.. I don't know if it was the lack of food and water from working in the yard.. that did it.. or I have been under so much pressure at work that I just needed to LET GO! Or if having this surgery did it..(( I'm trying to fault anything OTHER than myself here!! ))  And before anyone asks.. YES there are pictures.. my smartassed husband had his camera phone.. He sent them to my girlfriends at work... (( I'm thinking he's CUT OFF for about 3 months!!))

Anyway.. that's my story... sorry so long.. Now I'm off to find some Advil..

 

Buah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny!  I want copies of the pics! Oh yeah, CONGRATS on the promotion!!

Gimme your cell # and I'll text one to you!

OMG!!!!  That is better than the story Kathy posted about me and my ankle!~!~!~!~ So....are you drinking tonight?

I don't think I will ever touch wine again.. did I forget to mention that I have a red mark across my stomach from where he SQUEEZED ME with the sunroof ??? !!!!!!!!

OMG!  Was that YOU!!!!    I thought you looked familiar!!!  Good show!!!!!  With your husband swerving around like that I am surprised you didn't loose your cookies... or wine.  Pam

That is one of the best stories I have ever heard.  You just got me out of my Monday blues!!! Mary

lmao thats hilarious.. i swear there must of been something in the water this weekend.. Saturday night i went out to the blind horse with some ppl and they were promoting a new drink and was giving out free drink tickets to ppl who answered the questions right.. well no one with me wanted the drinks so i took ALL of them! one of my "Goals" was to go to the blind horse and dance on the bar when they play the song "pour some sugar on me" all the girls dance on the bar.. and the song came on and my drunk azz was up there dancing away!!! LOL And NO ONE TOOK A FREAKIN PICTURE !!! can u believe that?!?!? that means i will have to do it AGAIN .. (With melissa) lmao.. then the ride home, i was in the back seat.. i have NEVER EVER gotten sick from drinking. and all of a sudden the car was SPINNING. i was like O M G . pull over!!! i got sick. first time ever. i was like what in the heck. i felt like someone had slipped something in my drink!!! CRAZY i tell ya.. Sometimes i can handle my alcohol like a CHAMP who drinks a case a night. other times like then i get smashed very fast and furious. scary! im never drinking mixed drinks and beer together again! lol

I HAVE THE MOST BORINGIST LIFE EVER!!! AND  YES... BORINGIST IS A WORD!!!! I WANNA RIDE TOPLESS IN A CUTLASS AGAIN!!! OMG!!! CALIFORNIA LOW RIDERS... ITS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW!!!!

well at least you pulled up your shirt, and not down your shorts when you were driving around.

Rick Springfield those were the days.......