How Melissa hurt her ankle!!!

Ok Guys, I just got off the phone with Melissa and I go the scoop!

 

Yesterday, Melissa and Dawn realized that they didn’t have quite enough money between them to go to the Treasure Chest with Mary AND have enough gas money for the trip home.

 

Luckily for them (or unluckily as it would later turn out) a local Gentlemen’s club was having an amateur Ms. Pole Dance competition.

 

So Melissa and Dawn put on their bikinis and the 4” stilettos that they had both borrowed from Chris for the trip and entered.

 

Right before Melissa’s turn one their competitors must have greased up the pole because as Melissa was transitioning from a cross knee release on the pole into a back flip on the stage, she slipped and the heel on Chris’s cheap lucite stiletto broke and she hurt her ankle!

 

There is some good news though.  While Mary sat in the ER with Melissa, Dawn was able to save the day with her infamous knee hold and kick spins.  She took first place in the competition and won the $250 prize.  She also now holds the title of Miss Pole Dance Goose Creek.

 

Yay for her!!!

 

Funny how you know all the technical terms for stripping.....hmmmmmmm And you ALWAYS have $1 bills...lots of them...(funny-no $5's or $20's)..... Very suspicious.......

Hey!  I am only repeating what THEY told me. And you know why I only have $1s!!!  It's because the women stopped putting nickles in your g-string because it kept making them fall down and NO ONE wanted to see that!  I'm kind of glad too.  I hated making thos $2.15 in nickels deposits into the bank as your manager.  It was embarrassing!! HOWEVER, I have discovered a better way to make money.  You start out NAKED and the women will pay me to get you to put your clothes back on!!!  We'll be depositing $20s and $100s in NO time!!

HEY WAIT A MINUTE...my manager/partner When we are on stage TOGETHER, I get the quarters and you get the nickels.... And if I said it once, I'm gonna say it again and 100 times more until you get it thru your thick skull... BUY NAIR...it is worth the investment and maybe we'll make some damn money

Partner?  Since when.  I think the last club called me your handler!! But I guess you are right, since I am the one that handles the money, I should go buy some NAIR.  Maybe they will stop billing us as "Kathy the amazing animal handler and her Dancing Bear Fufu." Or maybe I should just go ahead an invest in laser treatments for you.  That hairy back is quite a turn off...

But you cannot keep going wearing a thong with that hairy butt....nair it baby And about the quarter thing...I kinda like it when they jiggle around in my man-thong...lets not change that I thought my name was "Dancing BARE few-few"..........for the curious out there....its was an industrial accident and I'd rather not go into it

Don't you mean "And about the quarter thing...I kinda like it when IT JIGGLES around in my man-thong...lets not change that." After all, it was only ONE quarter...

Actually it was a Susan B Anthony dollar coin...and for awhile there I lost it somewhere down there, but then it re-appeared. Funny how that works. Theres a visual to start the weekend off with My Susan B still beats your 4 nickels

OFFICIALLY THE FUNNIEST STORY I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!!!!!  AND I MEAN... A LOOOOONNNNNGGGGG TIME!!!! What would I give to have seen that???? Sorry for the hurt ankle part,  but none the less... FUNNY!!!!  and Chris... if you go to your local XXX store, you can get new shoes!!!

You are too much! That was so funny! Patti