i have a funny for us all

how is this for embarrassingly stupid?? i went to the tanning bed on my lunch break today and i got in a regular bed that is a bit smaller and deeper than the larger ones i ususally get into. i plopped down for my 20 minute rest. and then alas the buzzer went off and i go to get up. and im stuck. my back muscles are frozen. i can barely move my big ass out of the tanning bed.  but i did and i feel horrible. so needless to say i hurt. and all the expense of looking bronzed.

dont laugh too hard, ya'll.

OMG! That has always been a fear for me. I have used the Jergens stuff and it works well. I promised my daughter no more tanning beds!