It's Monday morning again...

You better watch it.  Seabiscuit had me kickboxing today.  I got to punch the crap outta him.  It was fun. I forgot how good I was at it. 

So if you kickboxed my butt, you would what......kick as high as you can and kick me in the shin????

I'll take my chances

First of all, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Second, if I was, I could still punch you square in the nads.

Why is it women always go to the "ol' reliable" nads.....you don't see us men going for your....whatever you have thingy's.....

Its because we know that everything you men do is related directly or indirectly to your genitals.  Every decision, every move. We want to have a lasting impression on you, we go for the nads.  Its not rocket science.

I'll be leaving work early today to buy a cup..............

A dixie cup? I'll bring some.. I think I have some in my bathroom..

So lemme get this straight.. you pay a man to stand there and let you punch him ?? Where do I sigh up?!

YEP!  It was fun.  I worked off my PMS. LOL! BUT Seabiscuit is a mere boy, a large one, but very young.  Plus he has hair kind of like sideshow Bob from the SImpsons.  You know how all the young boys are letting their curly hair grow out.  So I felt like I was committing child abuse. Then again, he had these pad things on his hands that I wa*****hing and he is so much bigger than me, it looked like I was REALLY boxing and he was just playing pat-a-cake...

You definitely have to show us your moves tonight and I volunteer Chris to be your partner!!!