It's Monday morning again...

I wouldn't miss tonight for anything.... Melissa, Kathy, Stephanie.....3 people showing up that all think they are the queen...this could be good. I'll give anyone a dollar if they start jello wrestling....

Just a dollar.....

Pulling out my home equity line checkbook....whats your price Mel?  yeah thats right, I said Mel

You don't have enough money BIG BOY!!!!!!

Only special people get to call me Mel......how did you know my nickname??? Are you stalking me????

Well I figured you had a nickname and it was either "Mel" for the obvious reasons, or possibly "Beautiful Nursey woman", so I went with the first one See what I did there....I reversed peddeled, causing you to now feel guilty about calling me big boy

OH shut up!!!!!

A dollar ??? WTF... I don't even hit snooze on my alarm for a freakkin dollar!!

Buck and a quarter.....c'mon---its jello. It'll be fun

You know, If I wasn't so busy, I would take a vacation day and totally dedicate it to thoroughly whupping your ass.

Well-seeing as you are totally dedicating this day to whining....maybe a day of whuppingmyass wouldn;t be so bad---of course you'd have to put the WHINE down first