Stud Muffin Sighting!!!
The pair of pants I was seen in---I threw away that night. They were a size 42 waist and now I'm in 40's, although I could probably go to 38's
But the shirt....OK I did get rid of that shirt I was seen in too. I am now down to XXL or XL. These are my safety pacifiers....
Could we go clothes shopping at Pandora's Box???
I swear if you keep this up I'm going to have to lay your clothes out for you every morning...
Just don't embarass me Saturday night by showing up in clothes 4 sizes to big.. and remember the conversation we had about socks ??? NO SOCKS WITH SANDALS!
Unless your name is Fred you''re 80... and you live in Boca....
I rock..!!!