UgH! Men... "Nuff said"

After getting off work last night, I had to drive to the SC - GA state line to get my son Logan. He's been at his fathers for a few weeks for summer vacation.. ANYWAY... With the bad weather... horrible traffic and the fact that the CD player in my truck stopped working.. I was in NO MOOD for any chitter-chatter when I got home at aroud 9pm...  After getting my son settled, I announced to my husband that I was going to bed.. I was tired.. and my back was just aching.. I swear to you, I hadn't been in bed for 10 minutes when the man comes into the bedroom.. flips on the light.. goes into the bathroom..sits down and has an extended conversation with his cat while taking a POOP... Which stunk up the bedroom.. Then, he gets into his sleep shorts... jumps on the bed (( mind you he left the bathroom light ON!)) grabs the remote.. turns on the TV...and begins to flip through channels...

Since a butcher knife wasn't in arms reach to stab him with.. I voiced my opinion LOUDLY..  The man.. was shocked.. he had no clue why I was pissed.. His excuse was.. he wanted to spend some time with me because he hadn't seen me all day.. Needless to say .. I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night..  My question is.. Do they THINK ?

 

Stephanie I don't know what to say......I am just sitting here shaking my head!!!!!

Melissa is shaking her head in disbelief at YOU Stephanie....foreshame foreshame

BACK OFF CHRIS!!!!! 

You wanna know what the worst part of all this is.. he had the nerve to try and GET HIM SOME this morning... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg......they don't listen and certainly don't think! It is true......their brain is not and never was located in their massive head upon their shoulders but found in the back of the small head located on ther penis!!!!!

WELL STEPHANIE...are you PROUD of yourself. You got sweet Melissa to type the word penis in a post. Next thing you know--she'll CURSE and its all because of YOU. I hope you are PROUD

Don't let the halo fool you.. those are horns holding it up straight on her head.. Besides.. she's a medical professional.. she can say/type the word PENIS without giggleing... Unlike some kitchen boy I know...

Why don't you re-write this post to "Hey Chris, come out and play" UGH WOMEN!! Men aren't the only ones who stink it up in the bathroom...boy I bet my wife appreciates that I wrote that...the man was focused on spending time with you and all you can do is diss him. I feel sorry for him. He might have over looked your weariness, but his heart was in the right place. You need to apologize to him AND while you are at it--the whole male species. All we ever try to do is please you women and all we get back is grief for not being mind-readers...

And thats all I got to say about that... Good morning to you too sunshine

Chris - Remember that tally we are keeping ? You know the one.. of how many times I'm going to smack the crap outta you when we meet in person... well add 50 to the tally..

First of all.. my poop doesn't stink.. and I also tend to do a courtesy flush mid loaf to make sure there is no foul odor.. PLUS.. there is a can of air freshener next to the toilet for a reason! So don't go there with me... Second... I said I was going to BED.. I was TIRED.. this statement doesn't require mind reading.. it requires LISTENING.. which your species tends to have problems with.. I've had my morning Latte.. and 2 advil.. let's hope they kick in soon.. or I'll be driving south in search of a kitchen boy to beat up...