Gonna Be a Bear

In this life I'm a woman.  In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.  When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.  I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.  I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.  I cuould definitely deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.  You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.  If your cubs get out line, you swat them too.  I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!

That is great Colleen.  I think I would also like to be a bear but then again a pig's ****** last 30 minutes....can you freakin imagine... Rachel

Rachel.. not ONLY do female pigs ******s last 30 minutes.. but a male pigs penis.. is shaped like a cork screw... "N'uff said" (( This is just some of the useless information I have floating around my head on a daily basis.. comes in handy when playing Bar Trivia tho ! ))

WTF??? ewwwww I need to read your trivia book!!!

Patti

OH my!!!  We need to take some lessons from the pigs.  LOL!!!  Hey I think it was you that suggested 4:00am sex.  Tried it out this morning....it was nice but I was up for the day after that.  Of course, DH slept like a baby!!! Rachel

Walking on the wild side!! GO RACHEL!!

You just don't know....I have an inner wild child that is screaming to come out.  Give me a drink and out she comes!!!  It can be fun for those around me.  Rachel

I wanna be a dog..........

Did I say that out loud??

You're  a dog .............  any other wishes I can grant you?? And please.. for the love of all that is HOLY will you PLEASE change that avatar.. I'm so SICK of seeing that blob of green...