Kathy and Stephanie!!!!

Ok ladies I am going to go back to the hospital, so I need you to continue to whup up on our biotch Chris.  I know the two of you are quite capable in handling this matter.  I will try to check in later. Should I pick up a body bag at the hospital???

Kathy, I know you just came from the trainer, but I have all the faith in the world in you.....remember it's Chris   (nuff said)

I'm on the board--hello-I can read you.....

SHOO FLY!!  SHOO!!

I went to a fancy restaurant this weekend and ordered for my first course the soup. The waiter came over and served the soup to me and as he did, some spilled and landed on my crotch. I looked at him and said..... wait for it wait for it "Waiter, theres soup on my fly"" AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I kill me

"I kill me" I wish you would....

Chris, I just don't understand, you seem like such a nice guy and y friends here give you such a hard time. What's up with that, are you a closet madman,lunatic or psychotic???

I need to understand the man himself! Patti

ME???  THEM!!! They are the closet freaks...not me.... YOU met me, I'm normal, nice, they are just bullying up on me

I'll let Kathy handle my light work.. after all.. I do have a new set of nails.. won't want to break one!

yeah, I can probably handle this...actually I bet Teagan could handle this... HEY!  My personal trainer...my permanent one...is a guy.  He's real big and full of muscles. ANYWAY, while I was working out today I had to sit down at the machine and he stood in front of me.  HIS CROTCH WAS UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO MY FACE!  AND through his loose shorts, it was VERY obvious that he has NEVER touched a steroid in his LIFE!! I was so distracted, I had to close my eyes.  LOL!  I think he realized it, becasue after a while, he moved off to my side.  How embarrassing! I think I'll start referring to my PT as Seabiscuit...

OMG!!!!  I'm LMAO!!!  That is to freaking funny.  What a nice distraction.  Hey maybe I could get a play girl and read it while working out!!  Just kidding....men aren't pretty naked....I'd much rather imagine what is under those shorts.  LOL!!! Rachel