PARTY AT MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND!!!

Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for trying to help out my fellow WLS bretheran...trying to help some people save a few bucks...obviously you don;t need to save a few dollars...probably waiting on your powerball jackpot to come in.....my bad, just trying to help

by the way...thats what "trying to help is".....not throwing a friend under the bus and calling out hunting season on Chris...just thought you'd like a lesson in "friendship"......hmmphhh

 

WHINE WHINE WHINE What's the matter?   Is it getting to be too much for you? Awwww, do you need time to go and get your blankey??????

I'm starting a new post "Sweet Melissa...not so sweet" EXPOSED and its not a blankey, its my boo-baa

OK KIDS.. as entertaining as this back and forth bantering is.. it's NOT getting people to come to my house on Saturday for cheap labor... errr I mean a FUN PARTY in my back yard..  Don't make me have to go "Catholic School Girl " on you and pull out a ruler... cause knuckles will be smacked..!

Sorry m'am..........

Wow, I was so excited when I read your post, the first thought I had was........ I'm in desperate need of some fun and sun, and a sod laying party is something I have never been to. Then after getting so excited I suddenly remembered I won't be able to make it after all cause I have a , lets see how do I put it...........................hemroidectomy scheduled for Saturday and I don't think my ass will feel like hauling sod all over the place in the scorching heat. So if you decide to have another party let's say sometime in the fall or winter, let me know, my ass should be all better by then, LMFAO! Mary

Mary.. I'm not buying it ! You people in the medical field think you can come up with these big-ass medical terms and people like me won't catch on.. lemme tell you something sista' .. You need to bring your ass.. dingle-balls and all and come over to party with ME!  How many chances like this are you going to have in your lifetime?? Or.. if not.. can you please come up with some sorta ailment for ME that would come on suddenly Saturday morning and last until Sunday evening? One that would require complete bed rest , back massage and nothing but Lifetime movies in order to heal ??!