Ultimate Lurking

HEY..I have sensitive skin so I use lotion with aloe, then my hair is fine so I use a floral conditioner, then my deoderant is nice smelling because I work in a kitchen...but thats no need to call me a girly man..... MAN--I'm just gonna sit on you until you cry Uncle

Hmmm...Chris did I see you on the phone as I was getting out of my SUV?? I even smiled so that you would feel welcomed to come in later then I, but I had not idea I was urging you to be wimpy. Next time, I will just frown so that you know we mean business to show up.

Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy...

However, sorry to hear you had a rough evening. That I will give you pity for this once. But the pity card can not be used to often with us...it might work with your wife though.

That was me on the phone. You had a very welcoming smile....did you notice the tears running down my face while on the phone. I was crying because I thought maybe I won;t make it into the meeting and it made me sad....teehee.... Thank you for the pity. At least SOME PEOPLE are nice