A funny for your Monday
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Helen," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It
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s not talcum powder.
It
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s......
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Miracle Grow
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