Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Has Found God (from D.Letterman)

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on 6/15/07 9:45 pm - TBD, Guam

Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Has Found God


			Instead of pretending to read newspapers, now pretending to read the Bible

			Been exchanging text messages with Pope Benedict XVI

			New catchphrase? "That's holy!"

			Begins each day with a prayer to Santa

			Spent the last 10 hours trying to turn water into cosmopolitans

			Vowed to give up all earthly possessions that are no longer in style

			Changed chihuahua's name from Tinkerbell to Ezekiel

			Now, only time she gets on her knees is to pray

			Latest sex tape sponsored by the National Council of Churches

			Often asks herself: "Where would Jesus shop?"