Friday Funnies

Mechanic vs. Cardiologist

The Harley mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley

motorcycle when he spotted a well- known cardiologist in his shop. The

cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look

at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to

take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to

where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened

up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open

its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back

in, and when I fini**** works just like new." "So how come I make $39,675

a year - a pretty small salary - and you get the really big bucks

$1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The

cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic,

"Try doing it with the engine running."  ************************************************************************************ Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and  discussing

surgeries they had performed.  One of them said, "I'm the best  surgeon