World's Shortest Fairytale

Stephanie R.
on 5/30/07 10:37 pm - Greer, SC

World's Shortest Fairytale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End

I rock..!!!

(deactivated member)
on 5/30/07 10:44 pm - PA

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I LOVE it!

colleen60
on 5/30/07 10:47 pm - Mauldin, SC

RNY on 01/29/07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW SLOWLY YOU GO, SO LONG AS YOU DO NOT STOP >>>>>CONFUCIUS

cmobley4
on 5/30/07 11:13 pm - Clovis, CA

And the guy went on to live his life and ended up partying with his BUDDIES, got fat, had a beer belly, never shaved, wore wrinkled cothes, bought a condo that ended up infested with roaches, and eventaully found himself smoking TWO packs of cigarettes a day on his 40th birthday and life had passed him by... I LOVE THOSE DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!!