Ummm.. HELLO ? Anyone here??

Dang it's quiet on this board today... Where is everyone?? SOMEONE entertain me damnit!

tap tap tap tap tap I'm dancing for you and juggling..... A duck walks into a pharmacy and says gimme a tube of chapstick and put it on my BILL

TRUE STORY Over the weekend my friend makes a virgin strawberry daquiri for HIMSELF. His wife sips it......."EWww--it needs rum" He says-no it doesn't.....she's like yes it does.....they go back and forth and he finally says---you want me to make you one with rum??? She says "No-I didn't say I wanted any-I just said it needs rum" Explain wise woman of the world how the HECK is a MAN suppose to LIVE and be RIGHT with the world when he comes up to LOGIC like THAT EVERYDAY

Ok.. first of all.. this makes perfect sense to me.. it's like when you were in elementary school english class and you had to diagram a sentence...

He makes his daquiri without rum... she likes daquiri's WITH RUM..

When she tasted his blend.. without rum.. shes  not use to a plain old boring daquiri.. and makes the comment that it needed rum.. to her.. this means.. " IF I WERE TO WANT ONE.. which I DO NOT.. it would need rum" ...

It's simple logic to me.. reread what you just wrote and read between the line !! It's all written RIGHT THERE!

 

 

Read between the lines huh...... When she tasted his blend.. without rum.. shes  not use to a plain old boring daquiri.. and makes  women are crazy women are crazy women are crazywomen are crazywomen are crazy the comment that it needed rum.. to her.. this means.. " IF I WERE TO WANT ONE.. which I DO  women are nuttywomen are nuttywomen are nuttywomen are nuttywomen are nutty NOT.. it would need rum" ...  I got it NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

 A man drinking a virgin strawberry daquiri?  Is he gay?

I'll ask his wife........

Like SHE would know...

The last time I was with this guy I would have to say no...... Boy that came out wrong

Maybe he's just not that into you... Doesn't make him NOT gay...