One of my most embarassing moments!!

Stephanie R.
on 5/16/07 3:25 am - Greer, SC

Studly's post about his mother in law and his nasty underwear got me to thinking about one of my life's most embarassing moments.. I'm going to post it here.. for the entire world to see... I'm brave enough to post mine.. so let's hear one of yours.. HERE GOES: A few years back.. when we were stationed in England.. my mother who lives in Germany came over for a visit..(I was married to Joe at the time.. ) While I was at work.. she decided to clean my house... When I got home... I thanked her for cleaning the house while I was gone... After a moment of pause she said "I cleaned your bedroom today too... I even cleaned under the bed" ............gave me this "LQQK" -------And walked out of the room... I got to thinking about it.. and.. I think Joe and I realized at the same time what was UNDER the bed... I had gone to one of the naught nightie parties a few weeks back...... and bought a "vibrator package" .. I had taken everything out of the package and put them in the "TOY CHEST" where we stored our "toys"..But in the heat of the moment.. I threw the packaging under the bed... and I had forgotten the box/package wrapping was still under the bed.. On the box.. written in big red letters across the box.... SPECIAL: ANAL PLUG included FREE with this purhcase of 6 inch long vibrator...... 'NUFF SAID.......

Chris S.
on 5/16/07 3:32 am - SC

One of my most embarrassing moments... reading your post and thinking.....whats a toy or an anal plug???? I've really got ot get out more.... Thats hilarious Stephanie!!

(deactivated member)
on 5/16/07 3:34 am - PA

How embarrassing. To think your mom knows that you actually bought the the 6 inch vibrator when I'm sure the 12 inch one was only $ .50 more...

And she thought she raised you RIGHT!

Stephanie R.
on 5/16/07 3:36 am - Greer, SC

RNY on 11/27/06

She didn't raise me remember.. she lives in Germany.. I was raised by my father.. who always told me it wasn't the size of a mans wallet that mattered.. but the limit on his credit cards..

Chris S.
on 5/16/07 3:36 am - SC

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH that is so funny Kathy MAybe she had a coupon????

Stephanie R.
on 5/16/07 3:40 am - Greer, SC

RNY on 11/27/06

I'm always looking for a bargain

Chris S.
on 5/16/07 3:46 am - SC

We're not talking used here are we...............or reconditioned................. eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyucky

Mary H.
on 5/16/07 10:12 am - Gray Court, SC

RNY on 10/31/06

;_)I have a bargin for ya. It's great deal if I do say so! One 9"x3", flesh colored, real feel,and only attempted to be used one time by a "LITTLE" old lady from Pasadena. One size does not fit all......... So I'm willing to let you test ride it for free and if you like it then it's being sold for $920.00. Let me know if your interested before my next COBRA payment is due on June 1, 2007. Hugs! The little old lady from Pasadena!