Fun question!!!

If the judge sentenced Paris Hilton to live with you for 45 days. What kinda of punishment would she get? The judge says you can do anything as long as she is fed and has shelter. And she cannot be beaten (Kathy) But you can make her do anything else you want. You even get to choose her clothes. Have fun with this one kathy.

No beating?!?!? You took out all the fun! Hmmmm. lets see... I'd make her listen to a Tape that plays "Nicole Ritchie is the PRETTIER one" over and over. I'd make her wear Wal-mart clothes & Payless shoes made of man-made materials. She'd have to clean gas station restrooms to MY satisfaction. And last but not least I'd make her completely support herself and 2 children on minimum wage with no public assistance. And if she gave me any lip about it, I'd pop her in the mouth... You can't expect me to change overnight!!

First off, if she came to live with me, she would have to sleep in our utility room (where the catbox is), all the other bedrooms are full. I would have her get up at 4:30 with me, go to the gym (dressed in goodwill clothes, no make up and hair not DID). When we came home I would sit and watch the Today show and drink coffee while she cleaned the bathroom, swept, mop, wash walls, change the linnin on the beds, do laundry, clean the catbox, dust, make all the beds and vacumme the house. By then she might want lunch, so I would let her have a spam sandwich with mayo and she would have to eat the whole thing. After lunch, she would need to shower and I would take her to the local homeless shelter to help cook and serve dinner. I'm sure the shelter would need help cleaning up afterwards, so she would have to stick around and clean up, do dishes and clean the bathroom. This is only one day in the slave driven life I would provide for her. Everyday I would make her volunteer for a different organization. That way she could give to the community and be the roll model she seems to think she is. And if at anytime she decided to give me any lip, I would biotch slap her with this 3 carrot pimp ring I have on my left hand.