Random Conversation

I feel bad that we took over Miss Kathy's GOOD MORNING thread.. so I wanted to just start a random.. say whatcha want to whomever topic.. and go from there... Kinda freakkin sweet of me don't you think

So freakin sweet.....thats the yankee in you I'm sad.....my wife told me I'm one in a million........... Well-I found out today she was not lying..... ba-dum-bump YES I'm bored. I only have to work Wed and Thurs this week, bored I tell ya!!

You only have to work 2 days this week?? WTF! I want that job! I slave.. SLAVE I tell you.. Monday through Friday... from 8 to 5 ... I'm chained to my desk... working like a worker bee...

I'm sorry ....come work over here on the dark side...c'mon over I work at a college and school is out right now. College life is nice. What do you do?? Want me to beat up your bosses? I know people---well mainly Kathy and her box cutter, but I know people

I could tell you what I do for a living... but then I would have to kill you... and I think the "chica's" of UPS would kill me for taking away the only dude who uses the board! OK OK.. I'll tell you... I run an escort service from my home.. and when I'm not "roundin up some ho's "..... I deliver singing telegrams in the nude...

My visa number is 4352 7658 8720 8762 expiration 2/2011 credit limit of $10,000 How many telegrams will that get me??????????

I posted that reply in 3 seconds flat.....that doesn't scream desperation does it???

**DECLINED** Listen buddy... Don't make us send the "collections" department over to your house...

GULP I got cash!! Do you take coins? I'm sure I have enough.....I could work it off ---maybe tell a joke or two....not good jokes but jokes. ANYTHING but the boxcutter

If I have one of daHo's give you a "SPECIAL GARM" ... that line of credit would get you a coupld thousand... however, if you want the "HEAD HO" .. that'd be ME ... You'll have to increase that limit... Cause I'm on HIGH MAINTENANCE BLONDE