Good morning all!

A ponytail and big hoop earrings will take care of that! Considering that is what I am wearing at least 85% of the time, I would say I am having a bad hair life! Kathy

Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ooops! Sorry! That wasn't very sensitive of me was it? This will be the first time I EVER was accused of "rainbows and sunshine!" THIS DAY SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!! Come over here. I have a pharmacy that can take care of all your woes. I have some Midol, some Milk of Magnesia and some Effexor. But if you just want to take care of most of it all at once, I have a bottle of unused Lortab leftover from my root canal...hehe... **DISCLAIMER** I am in no way promoting drug abuse of any kind or the use of other people's prescription meds. (Steph, call me, I'll still hook you up...) Kathy

I had dibs on the Lortab. **DISCLAIMER** I am not an addict. Nor would I use someone else's Rx. I'm just sayin' ... dibs.

Hot Nana... Come mother me.. I need a mommy or a nana right now... I just want someone to PITTY ME and COMFORT ME.. Get the Lortab's from Kathy and meet me out back behind the dumpster ***DISCLAIMER*** I would never take anyone else's RX ... That having been said... Do I need to crush the pill ?? The voices in my head keep telling me NO...

I'm sorry Stephanie that you are having such a bad day. Not sure what to say about the bloating thing-but I hope the pooping thing comes to pass, so to speak. I hope your day gets better.....my daughters home sick today-some virus. 7 yr olds are so sad when they are sick. You just wanna hug them and make em better but you know it won't.... Chris

Ya know... I'm wondering what I can get for a "slightly used uterus" on E-Bay... It's only be used twice.. I really have no need for it anymore as I'm not planning on having anymore chicklets... That would solve most of my problems... cut that puppy OUT!

Ummmmmmmmm.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll..... I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Yeah-I got nothing in response to that one Chris

Finally a smart man. Laurie

Hey-I resemble that remark thankyouverymuch!!

I do yope your daughter feels better. When little ones are sick, they tug all of our hearts.