9 Things I Hate About Everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba**?

I needed a good laugh!! I love it! Patti

These are so great!!!! thanks for the laugh. I love it. I esp love the one about the watch....pointing at the wrist!!

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Crystal, I was rolling over laughing at these. We have to start a list of these kinds of things on the board. Too funny!!! 10. Steam is rising up from the ground and someone walks up to you and asks "Hot out here isnt it?" WTF 11. Your purse turns over and all your change that you keep at the bottom of the bag drops all over the floor and someone says "Mam, you dropped something" EVERYONE WITHIN THE CITY BLOCK CAN HEAR IT HIT THE GROUND YOU JERK!