Friday Morning Funnies!

WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Happy Friday!

Stephanie.. todays my 5th anniversary.. and my husband hasnt even TOLD me happy anniversary yet.. So This was PERFECT For today!!!! I love it!!! I fwd it to my MIL im SOOO gonna do that remote trick!!! I tried one time taking a battery out. and he used the one out of his RAZOR!! Men.. can always find a way around it! jen

I feel there is a "theme" to all those jokes, I just can't seem to figure it out.... hmmmmmmmmmm Chris

Now Chris.. you'll have to have thicker skin then that if you're going to be able to hang with "THE CHICA'S " ..... if you want to be included in ALL our conversations.. and become " ONE OF US " ... you have to take the good with the bad.. Wait till we start talking about our periods and cramps..

I have 2 daughters 7 and 10. Soon conversations will have to happen about "women stuff". I told my wife I'm doing laundry, shopping, cleaning the house, taking care of the bills, whatever---just PLEASE don't include me-unless you REALLY have to, in the BF&F conversations "Bodily functions and fluids"...... I admit it-I'm wimpy, no ego about saying that, none, nil, nada... So-I can't wait till the perio.........I can't even spell it....I told ya....wimpy

Love them... ~ Deidre

Keep em coming Stephanie, These are so funny!!! Robin