random Thursday thoughts...

I'm thinking out loud here and I'm sure no one really cares, but anyway... I don't HATE my boobs. They are pretty ok looking when I lift my arms up (really high). And considering the only thing that keeps me out of some tops is the fact that my boobs are too big, I guess I didn't lose too much there... I must have been the talk of my workplace at some time. I had a woman I hardly know just called me and asked me questions about my surgery. She's interested in her husband getting lap band. So evidentally, "word got around." I don't understand how someone can have a PhD and make 4 times the amount I do, but still not know how to work a telephone, copier, fax machine, computer or even basic Microsoft Office Applications. It just boggles my mind. Why is it, the younger you are the more you think the world owes you? Like the ***** that zoomed her little car into my parking space this morning at work and just sat there waiting for 8 o'clock because GOD FORBID she show up a little early for work. Then again, maybe she stayed in her car becasue she knew I was WAITING for her to get out... How can you dislike someone sooo much based on their personality only? I mean there is this girl at work that I just want to slap every time I look at her. She didn't do anything to me (today anyway,) but I can not even stand the sound of her voice. I'm just looking for an excuse to tell her something today. I'm awful. I hope everyone else is having a good day. And be careful, don't think too much like I do. It can only cause trouble.... Kathy

Too Late... I agree with the PhD thing. Most of the Profs here have their PhD (we have one that only has a master degree) and yep, their common sense went out the window when they got that Dr. title in front of their names. Now it is not all of them, but most of them are like that. My boobs ran away from home and I have not seen them for about 6 mths. It was like one day they were there, and then the next *poof* they were gone! If you see them, will you send them back to me please. I am missing them. I do not think the "thinking the world owes you something" is soley reserved for those that are younger. My brother is older than I am and his main problem is that he thinks the world owes him what every he wants. And I know others that are older than me that think the same way. I just do not understand Try not to hurt those co-workers too bad. Julie

On random thought #1, I don't "hate" my girls either, but they are so sad, spend most of their time just looking down, their "eyes" might start growing into my navel soon, I need to perk them up. As far as coworkers go, one thing that bothers me is that I'm the lowest paid person in this office, and the high dollar folks will come to me and ask to "borrow" a dollar for the snack machine because all they have is plastic. Funny how they never have any cash. Lately i'll tell them I'm busted when they ask

Thats the same with me, but with stamps. WTF? Do I look like the freaking post office? I keep plenty of stamps, but I always tell them I don't have any. They can get their own!

My "BIG GIRLS" have been used to my advantage at times... It's not that I hate them, it's just I'm tired of them.. I'm tired of carting them around with me... I'm tired of having to buy 1x shirt instead of an XL just because my girls need space... Out of respect for them... Once I make goal.. I'm going to do them a favor.. and get them reduced and LIFTED.. I want the perkie boobs I should have had at 16..!!!! As far as co workers go... one thing that annoys me about one of mine.. She's a BIBLE THUMPER.. she's always looking down on me and another girl in the office because we have a few drinks.. or swear... I always feel like she's judging me. And she's forever making comments about me being Catholic...

Dreaming one day of giving the girls a lift...lol! Co-workers...I have to reserve that colorful conversation for another time... ~ Deidre

Imagine being Catholic and being married to a Jew!! LOL! They've been working on me and hubby for a LONG time. I'm used to it now.

Random thoughts make us sane! Im the oldest girl in my office ( im 27), besides the mgr... and yesterday this young blonde "barbie" told me that she was having Veal for lunch... then proceeds to tell me how she never knew that "veal was lamb" .... hmmmm... I didnt know that either. Then later proceeds to tell me that in order to calculate a %.. YOU DIVIDE!!!! What?!?! and she does it for a living!!!! Its so bad most days that just the site of her sends me into a bad mood! I tell ya ladies... "common sense and 2nd grade math" are lost traits for 97% of the population.. with or without a PhD. My boobs are still huge, but I havent had surg yet... if they deflate... i might be happier. you know we always want what we dont have... But heres a random thought: Is is so bad to drink, smoke, swear, be vain, be unapporacable, be blunt, be private? it seems that nowadays, everyone has an opinion and they want to broadcast it to everyone they cross paths with. isnt my business, MY BUSINESS!? I havent told anyone I was contemplating surgery ( except OH) because I know the whispers will begin... its a sad sad reality.

When and if you have surgery, they will talk about you. One person at work (there are about 400 people in my office complex) asked someone in my department what was "wrong" with me. He saw a part of a folding dolley I have and thought it was walker. I think he thought I was gonna die or something. I had lost weight so fast at first.

Go back and tell Barbie that veal is not lamb, lol, it's just comes from a very young cow. Mary