FBI job opening joke.

Jennifer R.
on 4/27/07 11:02 pm - Spartanburg, SC
FBI Job Opening: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the cir****tances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them this so goes along with my moody self today! jen
Laurie C.
on 4/27/07 11:09 pm - W, SC
Jen- That was tooo funny, I love it! Laurie
Terri H.
on 4/27/07 11:50 pm - Moore, SC
Oh Jen! That put me in a better mood! You are just too funny girl! Terri
Sunni R.
on 4/28/07 12:02 am - SC
* spits out coffee* OMG soooo funny!!
Jodie B.
on 4/28/07 12:08 am - Lexington, SC
Jen, You don't know how bad I needed that laugh!!! So funny! Have a great weekend! Jodie
(deactivated member)
on 4/28/07 12:14 am
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhahaahahahaha!!!! I love it!!! Thanks for the morning laugh, Jen! Dawn PS Were you not aware of the etiquette rule that states, "Moody women are FORBIDDEN to attend weddings, especially on Saturdays in April." Whoooo! You can come with us now!
Jennifer R.
on 4/28/07 12:25 am - Spartanburg, SC
if i went to the wedding in the mood im in i would object and yell "DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" im trying to come tonight.. the male in my house is being a dick today.. so we shall see., jen
Stephanie R.
on 4/28/07 12:25 am - Greer, SC
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
vallenjenny
on 4/28/07 6:30 am - branchville, SC
OMG that is so dang funny....You made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants...
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