Your cheating heart!
Well, after reading all the post today, I have been sitting here feeling a little bit better about my bad habits this past weekend. Yes, I have eaten Easter candy,
felt sick over it, and turned around and ate some more. The sad thing is, I have never been a big candy lover, and now.......well let's just say, I have enjoyed every bite
. Thank God my hubby is putting a big dent in it and soon it will be all gone, so I won't have to look at it sitting there calling my name. 
Good news is, I did lose 2 more pounds, so it has me wondering if chocolate is really that bad, lol. I just hope my body doesn't figure it out and gain that 2 pounds back.
Anyway for those of you who haven't read this cute story that I found and posted on my page, I decided to post it here again. Kathy, the part about the .99 double cheese burger and fries is what made me think of this again. Hope you all enjoy reading it, everything in it is so cute but so true!
Mary
THE CREATION!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man became morbidly obese. God sighed and created gastric bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs
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felt sick over it, and turned around and ate some more. The sad thing is, I have never been a big candy lover, and now.......well let's just say, I have enjoyed every bite. Thank God my hubby is putting a big dent in it and soon it will be all gone, so I won't have to look at it sitting there calling my name. Good news is, I did lose 2 more pounds, so it has me wondering if chocolate is really that bad, lol. I just hope my body doesn't figure it out and gain that 2 pounds back.
Anyway for those of you who haven't read this cute story that I found and posted on my page, I decided to post it here again. Kathy, the part about the .99 double cheese burger and fries is what made me think of this again. Hope you all enjoy reading it, everything in it is so cute but so true!
Mary
THE CREATION!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man became morbidly obese. God sighed and created gastric bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs
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