OMG guess what happened to me!
ok...so im at walmart to pick up easter baskets for the kids and i keep getting this weird feeling like im being watched.I notice a woman and it seems like she is following me everywhere.But nothing odd about that right? i mean..there are tons of people shopping for easter at walmart.But the hair on the back of my neck keeps standing on end.My heart starts racing and i think..oh my god im going to have a panic attack right here...whats wrong with me? But i keep getting that feeling like im being watched. So i leave the easter isle and walk all the way around the store and i notice this same woman is still following me,so i finally turn and ask her....do i know you? She said...no...and im sorry i just keep following you,but you remind me so much of my daughter that died last year and i never got to say goodbye....now let me tell you..i felt so low..i felt like sh*t!!!
I told her just how sorry i was to have kinda snapped at her,you have to watch out for the people in the world today.She said she understood and we chatted for a few minutes,then we both went to pay.She had a buggy full of stuff and i really wanted to talk to her some more so i let her go ahead of me.She said..since i never got to say goodbye to my daughter,when i leave,would you do me a favor and say...bye mom?
Well...of course i said yes i would...it was the least i could do. So she checks out and i give her a great big hug and say bye mom...then i turn to check out...all i had was 4 easter baskets.
The cashier tells me the total is 167.43....I said...DO WHAT????
I ONLY HAVE 4 EASTER BASKETS!!!!!
She said...your mom said you were paying for hers too!!!
I said...OH HELL NO!!!!!
I went running from the store and out the door...i could hear them calling for security.
I could see the woman putting the last bag in her truck and i ran like i never ran before.
When i got to her as she was getting in her truck i grabbed her and told her to get her a$$ back in the store and pay for her sh*t!!!! I was pi**ed!!! she tried to jerk away from me..but i weighed over 300 and i had the upper hand...i pulled her out of her truck and was forcing her inside.In the middle of all this...of course it started to rain!!! Just as i was losing my grip on her,she tripped on her shoe lace and fell down.I grabbed her by her leg and tried to pull her,kicking and screaming back in the store. She kicked me in my leg and then i grabbed her other leg and pulled it...JUST LIKE IM PULLING YOURS!!!!
Happy April Fools Day!!!!
someone posted that on the main board and i had to steal it to post here!!! genius, pure genius.. i was reading it going "OMG No she didnt!!" 
Jen
someone posted that on the main board and i had to steal it to post here!!! genius, pure genius.. i was reading it going "OMG No she didnt!!"
Jen 
Girl, you have a spanking coming to you !!!!
At first I was like...awe, that was so sweet and sad at the same time.
Then I was like, go girl, whip her a$$, grab her behind by the hair and pull her back in the store.
Then I said, wait, Jen does not weigh 300 pounds.
Then you got me. ugh hu, you got me.
Deb
Deb 
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on 4/1/07 8:12 am - PA
on 4/1/07 8:12 am - PA
Holy Crap did you get me!!
But I was wondering why you were buying 4 easter baskets when you only have 2 kids...and then I wondering if you meant SHE weighed over 300 pounds.
I hate scam artists! I was getting ready to come over there and cut somebody!
LOL
Kathy
Kathy 
Mary 
You got me too. I have been thinking about away to get my mom. She is the queen of getting us with April fools jokes. I think it was one of her favorite days of the year. 
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