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thatd scare em away for sure! They dont wanna see my bootay like that! Jen

hey, if boring is not being a total **** then i am really boring. and since my azz is precious, i limit viewing to a select few.... you of course are welcome to look if you want.

I do it with you, but I need to get that "anal bleaching" procedure done first. Either that or hire a make-up artist and glamour photographer... Kathy

omg!!! i just spewed partially eaten peanuts all over my desk!!! thats hilarious and gross all together! , im not gonna sign off with a kiss for this post! lmao Jen!

I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. Kathy, ya NUT. (I'm not mooning ANYBODY until the plastic surgeon removes the wrinkles from my a$$!)

Ohhhh lucky you, Double D ... Is that the only place you have wrinkles??? ... Good grief, my wrinkles have spawned wrinkles!

Oh Dawn ... If only my bottom was the ONLY wrinkly part of me. YIKES. My sister and I used to joke ... yeah, we're fat but the extra weight plumps out all the wrinkles! Wellllllll ... I can't say that anymore. From my turkey wattle chin, to my belly, to my oh- so-saggy inner thighs ... I really resemble someone twice my age. I can live with it though ... when I'm clothed, only the chin is there for the world to see. The postives I've gained FAR outweigh the negatives. Amen. Dawn

OH MY GOSH ... WE ARE TWINSIES IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE ... YOU DESCRIBED MY BODY TO A "T"!!!!!!! I'M WITH YOU ... I'LL TAKE EVERY WRINKLE & SAGGY BAGGY AREA OVER EVER BEING OBESE AGAIN. ESPECIALLY FOR THE IMPROVED HEALTH, I'LL TAKE ANYTHING WIGGLY I HAVE TO, TO STAY THIN & HEALTHIER!!!! TIGHT JEANS DO WONDERS ... HECK, I HAD A PAIR ON THE OTHER DAY & THEY EVEN LIFTED MY BOOTIE ... LOOKED PRETTY DARNED GOOD IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. FAKED THEM OUT GOOD! GOD BLESS YOU DOUBLE D ... DAWN & NICk

i was thinking the same thing

What am I missing? I click on the link and it takes me to a site that asks if I'm 18 or older... then takes me nowhere...