Right back at ya..sister!!
Ok, so it's halloween and you can't eat your favorite candies anymore 
, but its like your loved ones are just flaunting that little fact right in your face 
. I have come up with a few ways to get back at them while they are sitting on the couch eating those peanut butter kisses, mary janes, m&ms, and whatever other candy you can only sniff at but could gladly hurt somebody over 
.
1. Act like you could care less and just oh so casually say "through the lips and STRAIGHT to the hips!!
2. Say, "well I've lost another 5 pounds this week," knowing they're wanting to lose another 10 pounds by Christmas (can't do that when you're sucking the life out of a roll of lifesavers!!)
3. You could get a really good kick and find some of their size 12s they've put back because they're too small, and replace those 14s in their closet. (The language could get kind of...erm...ugly, but shouldn't have been waving that "bit o'honey" around in my face...honey!!)
4. While they're laid out on the bed, sucking the gut in and trying to button those "14s," you could say "my size 10s are just getting so baggy, I guess I'm going to have to go buy size 8s!!" (And... the language might get uglier!)
5. Get point blank ugly while they've got that big 7lb bag of snickers, kit kats, and milky ways in their lap and say "gee, you're spreading out a little bit..you used to be able to sit on one cushion of the couch."
6. Instead of salivating over all those high-sugar "coma inducing" candies, opt for an orange and eat it like its the best thing you've had in your life, while secretly hoping they get a huge zit that lights up their nose brighter than Rudolph! You could be ugly and say it looks like they're starting to sport a zit!
7. Or just sit politely while they're indulging in that 7lb bag of sugar, thinking about the sunday school lesson about being nice to others, then go home, ask for forgiveness for all the bad thoughts over that homemade chicken vegetable soup you throwed in the crock pot this morning!
I love my sister...I really do! But I can play your game too!! 
, but its like your loved ones are just flaunting that little fact right in your face . I have come up with a few ways to get back at them while they are sitting on the couch eating those peanut butter kisses, mary janes, m&ms, and whatever other candy you can only sniff at but could gladly hurt somebody over .
1. Act like you could care less and just oh so casually say "through the lips and STRAIGHT to the hips!!
2. Say, "well I've lost another 5 pounds this week," knowing they're wanting to lose another 10 pounds by Christmas (can't do that when you're sucking the life out of a roll of lifesavers!!)
3. You could get a really good kick and find some of their size 12s they've put back because they're too small, and replace those 14s in their closet. (The language could get kind of...erm...ugly, but shouldn't have been waving that "bit o'honey" around in my face...honey!!)
4. While they're laid out on the bed, sucking the gut in and trying to button those "14s," you could say "my size 10s are just getting so baggy, I guess I'm going to have to go buy size 8s!!" (And... the language might get uglier!)
5. Get point blank ugly while they've got that big 7lb bag of snickers, kit kats, and milky ways in their lap and say "gee, you're spreading out a little bit..you used to be able to sit on one cushion of the couch."
6. Instead of salivating over all those high-sugar "coma inducing" candies, opt for an orange and eat it like its the best thing you've had in your life, while secretly hoping they get a huge zit that lights up their nose brighter than Rudolph! You could be ugly and say it looks like they're starting to sport a zit!
7. Or just sit politely while they're indulging in that 7lb bag of sugar, thinking about the sunday school lesson about being nice to others, then go home, ask for forgiveness for all the bad thoughts over that homemade chicken vegetable soup you throwed in the crock pot this morning!
I love my sister...I really do! But I can play your game too!! 
That is pretty funny, I did get a giggle out of it!!
You know what I have replaced my 5lb bag of tootsie rolls and snicker bar minatures with??
SF Vanilla Latte, with Nonfat Milk, and SF caramel drizzled on!! 6pkg slenda in a tall much!!
Can You Say YUMMY?? 
I hope the calories are low, cause I am one happy caffiene induced chick now!!! Haha!
YUMMY 
Deb I'm glad you liked that...I just had to vent a little and get those evil thoughts out of me!!
That latte sounds so good! I love coffee!
I found the pure vanilla powder they use at Starbucks at Whole Foods Market. Madagascar (sp?) brand I think. It's around $8 but it doesn't take much to flavor.
Now I'm scheming up a way to make that pumpkin pie spice drink they got going on..sugar free of course!
YUMM
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