What's on your (PHOTO) Friday Menu?

You tiny little thing...you think you can fight me and win the gelato? Gelato as in italian icecream? You think I would let you have it?? MWahahah!

Never underestimate a tiny girl to fight dirty. Ask Grim.

2018? That's not too old. I have a Cadbury Creme Egg in the console of my car from 2018. I haven't ruled it out.

You can put Oreos in front of me, and I'll eat them. But I don't think I've ever bought them. There are too many things I like a lot more. They aren't in my top 10. Or top 50. Gingersnaps or nilly wafers, either. But I'm a chocolate chip cookie aficionado. I'm not too humble to admit that I make the best chocolate chip cookies on the planet. My oatmeal butterscotch cookies are almost as good.

I'm worried now that Sheila and I might one day be in a knife fight, over chocolate.

Lol, is it still egg shaped? You mentioned the AC was out. Oatmeal butterscotch sounds yum!!

You bake chocolate chip cookies? Why would I knife somebody who claims to bake the best chocolate chip cookies? I would also like to try the oatmeal butterscotch cookies. Dang it, why do you guys live so far away?

I used to weigh 475 pounds. What the hell do you think I cooked, tofu?

Sooner or later you'll be out here. We'll both make you cookies.

Well, some people gain weight on actual food.
Me? Only dessert.
I assumed you reached your high weight by consuming food, but if you reached it by eating cookies YOU ARE MY PEOPLE!!!

I couldn't possibly eat enough ham and steak to become obese. It's always the crap that gets me.

Pizza too.
And bread.

And why have bread if it's not dripping in butter?