Nickname for my new tummy
I'm now 8 days post-op from my RNY. I went back to work Wednesday and I'm feeling pretty dogonned good. My BFF warned me that my tummy would start talking to everyone whenever she felt like it, but I thought - nah, I'll take a Gas X and all will be ok.
Boy, was I wrong. I was in a meeting today when all of a sudden my tummy starts this low grumble, like a Harley still about a mile out. Then she gets louder and louder and it's quite noticible. I'm mortified. I want to get up and excuse myself (everyone at work knows about my surgery) but I see this ****eating grin spread across my boss' face and he says "well, hello, guv'nah, nice of you to speak your peace" in the most outlandish ****ney accent I've ever heard. Everyone busted out laughing. I turned bright red and wanted to die. I couldn't laugh because it still hurts, but man ...that was pretty funny. So I've decided to nickname my new tummy "the governor" because she is the boss of me.
