Fun Stuff for the Ladies

Okay, my friends - it's a sad topic but along with the success of WLS comes the sagging skin and decreasing bust line. For some of us, it's a blessing. For others, we're buying things we never dreamed about - like padded bras! With this in mind, I share the following joke with you... What Religion is Your Bra? > > >A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up >to > >the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my >wife. > > >What type of bra?" asked the clerk. > > >Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? > > >Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every > >shape, size, color and material imaginable. > > >Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four >types of > >bras to choose from. > > >Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: > > >There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the > >Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? > > >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. > > > >The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... > > >The Catholic type supports the masses. > > >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, > > >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and > > >The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. > > >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the >letters > >used to define bra sizes? > > >If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood > > >for, it is about time you became informed! > > > >(A} Almost Boobs... > > >{B} Barely there. > > >{C} Can't Complain! > > >{D} Dang! > > >{DD} Double dang! > > >{E} Enormous! > > >{F} Fake. > > >{G} Get a Reduction. > > >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! > > > >They forgot the German bra. > > >Holtzemfromfloppen