THE *STRESS* Test.......

WOW, Dr. Roye had me go to the APC building in Providence to have the nuclear stress test done. I lasted 2 minutes and 15 seconds on the treadmill. LMAOOO My stress test was 2 days long. I had to go back today and fini**** Yesterday, was the dreaded treadmill from hell, but before they get your ass on the "dreadkill", they stick this needle in the back of your hand and give you and I.V. of liquid radiation so they can take pictures of your heart after they give you the "jane fonda size 10-workout" on the "dreadmill". Well Thank God my hips were just as wide as the friggin bars on the "dreadmill" because my hips helped to hold me up along with my hands when my feet felt like they were going to fall out from under me. Sheeeeeeeeesh, lastly I huffed and puffed my way back to the chair they put underneath me right away (what skinny nurse wants to lift a 450 pound man up off the floor) boy she could not get that chair under my fat ass fast enough!! Then I am led into this waiting room where I wait for what seems like an eternity but is only actually an eternity. And then a nice man comes over to me and calls my name and says follow me. We go into this room where I am told to lay on this table that I swear is only maybe a foot wide and made for and here I am 6 feet wide thinking this table is going slide right up the "crack" of my ass. How am I going to keep from falling off this table while this machine takes paictures of me for 20 minutes. But I did it and it took 2 men to help get me off the table when it was all said and done with. My back was killing me. I was all hunched over like quazy moto. What an experience. Then I had to go back today and have another I.V. stuck in me for a resting scan of my heart and MORE lovely pictures taken. Back on that table we went. Playing Nadia's Theme (in my head) as I balance my bigness on this teeny tiny table made in china I am sure. I prayed. This time it took 3 men to get me off of the table when it was over with. But THANK GOD it was over with. Hugs Mickey..........