Walking
I am a firm believer in the power of exercising, both for our health, and for weight loss and maintenance. And I am one of those who exercises regularly. But that said, I thought this was funny and wanted to share:
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I joined a health club last year, spent about $400.Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently I have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise,' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Importance of Walking
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I joined a health club last year, spent about $400.Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently I have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise,' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Cara
When you get older, you realize it's a lot less about your place in the world but your place in you. It's not how everyone views you, but how you view yourself. - Natalie Portman
My son took karate and I thought it was a hellova workout!!. (I sat in the dojo and watched every class and private lesson..very proud Mama) It took him 6 years to get his black belt. I was so disappointed when he lost interest a year later. Aftet taking karate, walking should be easy! I give you a LOT of credit!
Cara
When you get older, you realize it's a lot less about your place in the world but your place in you. It's not how everyone views you, but how you view yourself. - Natalie Portman
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