This is cute...and VERY TRUE!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine . 4. GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. LOUD SIGH : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. THAT'S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8 . WHATEVER : Is a women's way of saying Screw YOU! 9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

My husband agrees...... these are accurate definitions!! LOL

That's hilarious, and SO true! I wish Michael could understand it! ha