A riddle for you!

What Gets Longer When Pulled, Fits Between your Boobs, Inserts Neatly in a Hole AND Works Best When Jerked? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Seatbelt you Pervert! Buckle Up!

oh and you look so sweet and innocent!!!!! I am a nurse working in sexual health - where did you think I would go with this! I am going to share this at work on Monday.

haha! Just because I am sweet and innocent, my mind doesn't have to be!

You have managed to make me laugh between tears - and a few glasses of wine!

Well I wished the laughing replaced the tears! Sorry to hear you are having a bad night!

Unlike other readers - I know you have an indecent mind (takes one to know one!).

haha! Look at you using a very PC word like "indecent" to describe the dirty nature of my mind (and yours too!)

Just call me St. Chelle...

LMAO! We both know that would be a stretch in truth! Naughty minds must stick together!

You are soooo naughty Alyssa!