OT: I Declare Wednesday as Respond with Something Stupid Day!
If one more person asks me something so stupid, lame, and/or ignorant, instead of looking at them as though they are stupid, lame, and/or ignorant, I'm going to respond with something just as stupid, lame, and/or ignorant. Oh Yeah!
Here's some of the crazy stuff folks dared to ask me yesterday and today:
1. So now that you have a belt around you, how do they tighten it?
My new answer: Actually as I lose the weight, I go in every so often and let the doctor create another notch on the belt.
2. I know you must be voting for Obama since you have so mu*****ommon with him.
My new answer: Well, I have't decided yet. I'm leaning toward Obama since we are both left handed but then again, Huckabee is a diabetic just like I am AND he was once a fat ass too. But you know Hillary and my mom both wear the same foundation base, so she's a factor too. So many decisions!
3. Why do you think folks in the lunchroom leave the room when I walk in?
My new answer: Because for every 10 words that come out of your mouth, only 2 have value (as I walk out the room).
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And then I went over to the Lapband board and saw that thread about why do folks hate Hillary. I had to stop reading because it will make me draw opinions about people. Of course, I'm sure there was an agenda in there somewhere after seeing some old nefarious characters.
I'm gonna have fun tomorrow!
Oh, this is going to be fun. Now, I am normally not a mean person but... there is a team of fourth grade teachers that I call dumb and dumber and when I see them trying to do something on the computer or trying to unjam the copier I normally run the other way with my thoughts in my head but today... if just one of them says something dumb instead of ignoring them (which I do a lot) I will become a smart A$$... just for today though. I will report back later. Boy, do I hope they do something stupid today.
Blessings,
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