woman's annual exam.. enjoy!
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Woman's Annual ExamI went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh? she asks. 135, I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, Your height?5 foot 7", I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
Of course it's high! I scream. When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
She put me on Prozac. What a *****
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