Funny Wow

Had a war of words with a friend today and she said to me don't let the door hit you on the a$$ on the way out  and after I called her a Hag she said to me on second thought what a$$?  I had to laugh at that one.

Haha.... only a TRUE friend can compliment you in the middle of a fight!  Great wow!

k.

I LOVE it!!!    The truth always comes out in the heat of the moment!   BTW, where did our asses go??  Is there a barn somewhere that is housing all of them?   Do they miss us?? or have they moved on to wider pastures?     Congrats on losing your a$$.

If anyone finds out where they are kept let me know.  I need to get some of it back.  LOL!!!

LOL   this is too funny...   and yet so very TRUE!!!!

PS- if anyone wants my old one, they can certainly have it if they find it.   It wasn't an ass..  it was a CABOOSE!

I thought my warped sense of humor would be appreciated.  And the funny thing is when I was in my late teens and early 20's and mid 30's I really used to get compliments on it.  You know how some guys are a breast man and some are an a$$ man you get my drift.

LOL...........sounds like an argument I would have with my best friend. We get into it sometimes. And say crazy crap like we are 13 year olds.

Good thing her and I can laugh and get over it. Hope you guys do too. And what a cool compliment in the midst of insults........too funny!

The only reason I ever had an ass was because I was so huge - yep, its gone now...along with other parts that men used to stare at! Doesn't bother me, tho - would rather have them look me in the eye when talking to me instead of the 'girls'...