WLS patient's prayer of thanksgiving (funny)

Sorry for any of you who may be offended, but lately in dealing with the ongoing constipation issue many of us encounter, I find myself periodically saying:

Dear Lord, thank you for this poo I am about to receive.

Karen

Karen..........I pray for poo.

And then I pray "thank you God, for letting me poo"!

I have major issues with poop, so it's a topic of discussion often around me!

Poo is def a number one topic around here!!! -- So don't worry about it!!

Oh I am forever concerned with my poo...how it looks...did I go??..when will I go???  etc etc....so it is fine to pray for it too!!! LOL

Laura

mine is thank you colace for letting me poo and thank you toilet for not overflowing when I do poo!  LOL!

Karen it should be Dear Lord thank you for the poo I am about to relieve. You ladies are too funny.  I am so glad I don't have the poo issues I would be so ticked!

You're killing me! 

I often find myself saying...."OK now, I am good for a few days!"  Love it! :)

Sadly, I find myself praying "please let today be the day". 

Well at least I know I am not alone! I consider any day I poo a good day! I have noticed that adding some fruit and WW Arnold's Sandwhich Round (1/2) helps.

Ah, at least I know I'm not alone ;-).

If it weren't for adding fruit, putting a handful of Benefiber in my protein shake every morning, and taking colace every day, I shudder to think what I'd be going through!  And even WITH that, I still have to take generic peri-colace about once a week.  Sigh.

Thanks for helping me keep a sense of humor, folks.  If you can't laugh at this stuff... well.... then it's a pretty sad thing.

Karen

Hubby and I just had a similar discussion - meaning how much we discuss my poo.  I thought it was weird when "old" people obsessed about their poo - but now I TOTALLY understand!