IMPORTANT FACIAL HAIR UPDATE
Uh....didn't your lovely bride to be buy you fancy new razors for your bday last year? And weren't you the one who said you hadn't changed your blade for, I don't know...some ridiculous amount of time such as a decade, before she gave you that pack? I'm SURE you still have one or two of them left.
I think using one of those babies before she gets home from work tonight is DEFINATELY in order.
Or...she could just "cut you off" till you're not gross anymore......
I think using one of those babies before she gets home from work tonight is DEFINATELY in order.
Or...she could just "cut you off" till you're not gross anymore......
Instead of complaining that the rosebush has thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses. 
