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To my friends with Children: Why parents drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,'
Whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mommy there?' '
Yes .'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, '
No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,'
Whispered the child, ' a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked,
'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy
And Mommy and the Fireman ,'
Came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter '
Answered the whispering voice.
'What ! Is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a
helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are
they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' ME .'
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,'
Whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mommy there?' '
Yes .'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, '
No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,'
Whispered the child, ' a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked,
'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy
And Mommy and the Fireman ,'
Came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter '
Answered the whispering voice.
'What ! Is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a
helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are
they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' ME .'
JoAnn
True story....my friend's 10 year old called the police once.
They had punished him and he said "I'll call DYFS" so they said "go ahead" The brat then realized hmmm...he didn't know the number to dyfs...so he called the police and said "I wanted to call DYFS but I don't know the number"
The parents knew nothing until certain cop cars came to their house....
*sigh*
They had punished him and he said "I'll call DYFS" so they said "go ahead" The brat then realized hmmm...he didn't know the number to dyfs...so he called the police and said "I wanted to call DYFS but I don't know the number"
The parents knew nothing until certain cop cars came to their house....
*sigh*
Instead of complaining that the rosebush has thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses. 
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