My gross poop post for the day. Trust me, it's gross. You were warned. BEWARE.

So, I go to the gym this morning, and right befiore it's time to get on the treadmill, I think, "Well, maybe I should see if I need to go to the bathroom."

Apparently, when I sat down on the toilet, it opened up some kind of dimensional portal to a strange world composed entirely of crap, because there's no way that everything I left behind in the toilet could possibly fit into a human digestive system. EVER.

You couldn't even tell if there was water in the toilet. That's the degree of hugeness and complete coverage we're talking about here.

It took three flushes to make all the badness go away.

This was at 7:00 AM. I sprayed like half a can of deoderizer, but it did nothing.

When I went back to the gym at NOON to hit the free weights, the bathroom still stunk.

I'd be lying if I said at that point I wasn't a little proud of what I'd done.

My Friday is now complete - thanks for the great (yet disturbingly disgusting ) laugh!! Congrats on the mega-poop - should have weighed yourself immediately after to see if you lost anything other than poop.

Thanks for sharing. 

You were warned.

Yes, and even knowing you I chose to go ahead and read it.  LOL.  I wanted to see if anyone could actually beat my poops.  You win... but only because you opened up a portal to an alternate universe, or whatever it was that you said exactly.

I loves me some Norm and his poop stories.

***Hijack****

You take some of the GREATEST pics!  Each one of your avatars is better than the last!

aww...thanks Pam. You are great. I am smiling at your post even more because I am really feeling bad about myself and my bad choices ---- I mean youdon'tevenwannaknow kinda bad choices.

Ok so I was warned.

I still wasn't prepared.

OH> MY> GOODNESS!!!!  I laughed so hard --I think I need to pee now!!! OMG!!!!!!