1986 Limited Edition Fat Girl for Sale!!!

(nephew not included in offer)

She may look intimidating, but this 1986 Limited Edition Fat Girl comes equipped with an attractive double chin, saddle bags and enough love handles to float the Titanic. Have a problem staying warm at night? This Fat Girl produces heat better than a wood-burning oven!
Have a problem with too much chocolate in your house? She'll make sure you never have to worry about that again! Be careful though, she has some serious mood swings, but she makes up for it with her wonderful cooking skills and WoWs you with her three-dimpled smile!

Other Attractive Features:
**Over-active sweat glands **
**Snoring** (who needs "soundscapes" when you can listen to a freight train?)
**Gas**
**Sleep Apnea** (just to keep you on your toes)
**Depression**
...JUST TO NAME A FEW!

This Fat Girl and I have been through a whole hell of a lot... She comforted me through funerals, break-ups, miscarriages and serious bouts of depression all with her facade of laughter, and our mutual love of food. But through all of her wonderful jokes, awesome people skills and kind heart, I knew that one day she would have to leave me. I remember her late night binges, trips to the Mexican restaurant followed by a "Love-it" from Coldstone and spending twice as much on a plane ticket just to fit her fat a$$ in a seat. I remember hearing the embarrassing laughter of the skinny girls as we walked into the "big sized" stores at the mall, I'll remember watching her go to prom all alone in a dress she had to special order and I remember sitting there in the doctors office when he had to explain that her body was too busy trying to take care of her body and couldn't handle the stress of carrying a baby after losing two babies at 16 weeks.

She's a tough cookie, this Fat Girl, but I'm ready to let her go.

Best Offer Accepted

Jena, this is one of the BEST posts I have ever read on here!! Priceless!! And your before and after pictures just go to show how far you have come and how wonderfully you're doing! Looks to me like the fat girl is DTFR...

Congratulations!! Kathy

OMG too funny!! I almost spit my water across my desk!

You look great!!
Liz

What an inspiration to all of us that are on this journey.  You have a fabulous sense of humor to go along with your great looks.  Thank you
Kathy K

OMG - what an awesome post!  Your before and after pics are amazing!  Great job!

JENA!!! You look fabulous!! Such a great and funny offer.  I won't take you up on the offer of the "buying" the fat girl, but I am so happy to have met the progressing and successing girl!!   When the hell did you surpass me on the weight loss? We were neck and neck last week.

YOU ROCK!!

girl youre still ahead of me in weight loss from our starting weight. The ticker shows from my heaviest wt and the picture is of me at my heaviest. I'm still 26 lbs down from surgery and 41lbs down from consult.

I love it !!! Way to go you have done a fantastic job. Congratulations!!

Girl... you always amaze me.. you've come a long way!!  And your weight isn't the only thing that has undergone changes alone the way!!

See ya soon... hopefully along with my expected Grandson!!!

You are AWESOME!  Loved loved LOVED that post!!!

Keep it up girl!