I got called a fat a$$...AGAIN!!!!

Long story short- some lady who I've seen begginf for dollars before asked me for a dollar as I was coming out of Circut City.

I simply told her- "Nope- I'm broke too" and started walking away.

Then I hear...."Man- you gots a fat a$$"

I say..."Excuse me? What did you just say?"

She says "Yeah- you gots a big ga-dunk-a".

I say thank you and tell the crazy ***** that she's ugly.
And her fat ass was in dirty navy blue sweat pants probably size 20s.

WTF???!!!! I lose 150 pounds and I'm a fat ass????
I guess I'm not wearing khaki pants anymore.

ugh. I attract crazy people.
 

And you let a filthy ******g beggar's opinion bother you why?

Better responses:

"I'm sorry. I didn't hear what you said over the sound of you being poor."

"I have money too, and don't have to beg outside Circuit City in sweat pants."

Or else you could have thrown a handful and pennies and nickels directly into her face and laughed while she picked them up off the ground.

well there's no doubt I will see her again....so you know what? I AM going to throw money at her!
Crazy, smelly, rotten b*tch!

(that's exactly the response i need to hear...thanks, pal!)

you let me know which circuit city and when you're ready to go back..... 

It isn't your ass honey. That is the gold standard " ***** slap insult" for women. If you make a woman mad, well a crazy woman, they will always resort to the size of your ass, as a way of insulting you. So it isn't your ass, it is all women's asses.

oh i think that i would say "thank you",...then bare my fat lily white ass to moon her (shaking it a few times) then toss just one single penny at her before i walked away giggling.


~Denise

Jen,
You do not have a Fat Ass you have a beautiful butt. She is just jealous cause she is not as pretty as you are. Laugh it off and hold up head up high that you have come this far.

I would of walked into Circut City and told them that some crazy woman harassed you and if they ever wanted your business again they better take care of the problem... so they would normally would call the cops and drag her butt off... to me that is more fun... and you might get a little gift card out of it if you make a big hissy fit out of in the store lol...

I would've said "damn..you think its fat now, **** you should've seen it before I lost a lot of weight......it was almost as big as yours!!!"   And walked away!

I wouldn't throw money at her, because that is just giving her exactly what she wants....money!

Dear Lord....

I agree with Denise and Norm's response....

You have the FURTHEST thing from a fat ass I have ever seen.  And you have one hell of a rocking bod and have worked every minute for it.

Pam