a WOW for me!
I'm almost... ALMOST embarrased about the WOW that happened to me tonight when my daughter and I went to get our Christmas tree.
I hadnt planned on getting one at all, however, Field of Screams was giving them away free tonight so I figured I would get one.
I really hadn't been paying all that much attention to the gentleman who helped us pick a nice sized tree, then cut it and drilled a hole in it, and put it in the car for me. As I was saying thank you and offered him a few dollars tip for his trouble, he refused the money.. and asked me if I would like to come back sometime so he could show me around and maybe take me to dinner!!! I think it took me about two minutes to realize what he was really saying. I did smile and say thanks, but I live to far away to come back , so he said that's ok, I'll drive to harrisburg. My daughter busted out laughing, got in the car, buckled Ms. Addison in and came back out and said, mom, when you are done flirting, do you think we could go somewhere warm. I looked at her, then at him and it hit me that this man (boy?) was actually hitting on me!!! I said, do you really understand that I'm old enough to be your MOTHER! His response was, sure, but you are HOT and well, if I could be blunt, you are a MILF. I think my face turned ten shades of red. I thanked him and got in the car and left very quickly! Of course, my daughter was laughing over half of the way home.
I hadnt planned on getting one at all, however, Field of Screams was giving them away free tonight so I figured I would get one.
I really hadn't been paying all that much attention to the gentleman who helped us pick a nice sized tree, then cut it and drilled a hole in it, and put it in the car for me. As I was saying thank you and offered him a few dollars tip for his trouble, he refused the money.. and asked me if I would like to come back sometime so he could show me around and maybe take me to dinner!!! I think it took me about two minutes to realize what he was really saying. I did smile and say thanks, but I live to far away to come back , so he said that's ok, I'll drive to harrisburg. My daughter busted out laughing, got in the car, buckled Ms. Addison in and came back out and said, mom, when you are done flirting, do you think we could go somewhere warm. I looked at her, then at him and it hit me that this man (boy?) was actually hitting on me!!! I said, do you really understand that I'm old enough to be your MOTHER! His response was, sure, but you are HOT and well, if I could be blunt, you are a MILF. I think my face turned ten shades of red. I thanked him and got in the car and left very quickly! Of course, my daughter was laughing over half of the way home.
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